March 2011
Teacher: “Have you done your homework?”
Student: “Have you graded my test?”
Teacher: “No, I have other student’s stuff to grade”
Student: “I have other teacher’s homework to do”
"If you let go, I'll take the thread we were holding and tie it around your neck."
February 2011
How attractive you are...
…when you’re in a relationship with someone else:
…when you’re single and looking:
